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| 3. Tyrenol
 
Who ever came up with this "tentacle sex fetish"
probably didn't know what he was getting himself into. Urotsukidoji
seems to be the basis for anything tentacle that came out after that time. And
the adventures of Miko Mido, a ninja girl in training who couldn't even protect
herself from raping monstrosities, is one of those OVA series. To
tell you the truth; I would've like the show better if it was just about two ninja
clans fighting each other. And Miko Mido and friends/foes would be in the thick
of it. What's killing this series is the idea that these monsters can pop up from
out of nowhere and do their thing (i.e. rape dang near anybody that didn't move).
And of course there's that little pipsqueak, Nin-Nin, that annoys the heck out
of me. He should be holding up stage scenery instead.
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| 1. Tempy
 
La Blue Girl has poor designs, even poorer animation,
bad pacing, and an inane plot from hell. The "sexcraft" aspect of the
story is quite ridiculous. There's tentacle rape, mutilation, gore, and a variety
of other stuff that you definitely don't want to show to your parents. At least
the women aren't torn apart and all of them seem to enjoy it anyway. Let's face
it, La Blue Girl is not a masterpiece, it's there to satisfy all your basic
animalistic instincts. That said, it contains little tidbits of humor (mostly
provided by Nin-Nin, the short, ecchi ninja), and even moments of super-deformity
which kinda feels awkward with all the rancid stuff happening, but is gladly needed
to prevent your brain and other organs from frying while watching this. While
the overall story and experience leaves much to desire for, the sex scenes are
rather good and are worth rewatching. While the rating
won't seem to express it, I'd be lying if I said I didn't "enjoy" La
Blue Girl in some weird way :-) Leave the brain at the door, unzip your fly,
watch this as porn and nothing else. |
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